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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	229	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	8316
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	3470
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

10/10 movie, absolute perfection, all-time favorite, best movie ever, BlockBuster1010, cinematic masterpiece, exceptional cinema, favorite film, highest rating, highly recommended, must see, must watch, perfect film, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated, top rated movie, top recommendation, ultimate movie

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.