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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7005 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7707 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 736362 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.
so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
