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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8889 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 4442 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?