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Astral SMP: Where the only thing square is the pigs! Join now for a ‘unique’ experience!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No PvP: Enjoy a peaceful environment with the option to toggle PvP on or off using /pvptoggle.

Unique World Generation: Explore stunning landscapes and biomes with our custom world generation.
Crates & Rewards: Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Teams: Join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Economy: Trade and earn coins through our economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Cosmetics: Personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
Minions: Utilize minions to assist you in your adventures and tasks.
Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
Harvester Hoes & Sellwands: Optimize your farming and selling processes with these handy tools.

IP: astral-smp.com Version: 1.20.1

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I toggle PvP on or off?	Yes, you can toggle PvP using the command /pvptoggle.
Are there custom mobs and armor?	Yes, you can face the mighty Scorpion and gear up with exclusive Skorpix armor and tools.
Is the world generation unique?	Yes, explore stunning landscapes and biomes with custom world generation.
How can I earn rewards?	Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Can I join or create teams?	Yes, you can join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Is there an economic system?	Yes, trade and earn coins through the economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Can I personalize my character?	Yes, you can personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
What are minions and how can I use them?	Minions can assist you in your adventures and tasks. You can utilize them effectively to improve your gameplay.
Are there custom enchantments for gear?	Yes, enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
How do Harvester Hoes & Sellwands help in gameplay?	They help optimize your farming and selling processes, making them more efficient.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

34, age, BabyBlock, biological clock, children, Decision making, doubts, Family Planning, fertility, first kid, irresponsible, judgmental, late bloomer, mature parent, Minecraft, Motherhood, Old, parenting, Pregnancy, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, starting a family

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground society of baby villagers who run the show. That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, here you’ll be navigating the complex political landscape of the baby villager hierarchy. And as for the age thing, well, let’s just say our server is so wild and unpredictable that age is just a number. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

JealousyCraft Minecraft Server

big, Communication, comparison, disbelief, doubt, emotions, exaggeration, Friends, haha, humor, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyCraft, Laughter, long tail tags, Minecraft, reeks, sarcasm, Server, Social Interaction, tags, teasing, Time

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, better, and more hilarious than you could ever imagine!

Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.

And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.

PisspetPurgeMC

avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation

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Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

PixelFuturist Minecraft Server

advanced medical technology, Advanced weaponry, alien technology, Alternate Realities, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, cyborgs, future technology, futuristic transportation, genetic engineering, Holograms, innovation, mind uploading, Minecraft, nanotechnology, PixelFuturist, robotics, science fiction, Server, space exploration, Teleportation, time travel, virtual reality

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Imagine flying around on hoverboards, battling aliens in space, and even time traveling to different dimensions.

Join our server and experience the future of Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you can mine for dilithium crystals and build a warp drive to explore the galaxy? And forget about boring old redstone contraptions, we’ve got teleporters, force fields, and even lightsabers for all your building needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most futuristic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

PixelPleasure: WeekendWarriors

Adventure, book boyfriend, book girlfriend, desire, dream date, escapism, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional lover, hot encounter, imagination, literary crush, love story, make believe, Passion, PixelPleasure, role-play, romance, seduction, steamy weekend, WeekendWarriors

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Are you tired of spending your weekends alone, wishing you could spend it with a fictional character? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building a cozy little cabin with Sherlock Holmes, solving mysteries and sipping tea by the fireplace. Or maybe you’d prefer to go on a wild adventure with Captain Jack Sparrow, sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest fantasies with your favorite fictional characters. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dreams a reality!

MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

AttalStayOn, current events, for the moment, French government, French leadership, French leadership continuity, French news, French politics, French President, French Prime Minister, Government, leadership, Macron, Macron administration, MacronCraft, political appointments, political decisions, political developments, political stability, Prime Minister Attal, Server, stay on

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haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

BlockyBillionairez

$56 billion, $7 billion, attorneys’ fees, BlockyBillionairez, compensation package, corporate governance, court appearance, court case, court proceedings, executive compensation, lawsuit, legal battle, legal dispute, legal fees, legal showdown, Musk, outlandish, pay package, shareholder rights, shareholders, tesla

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness

animal testing, biology, biomedical science, Breakthrough, disease study, Experiment, Functional, genetics, gut microbiome, human immune system, human-like, immune response, ImmuneGutMadness, innovation, Laboratory, Medical, microbiology, mouse model, MouseCraft, research, scientists, Technology

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yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

ZenlessZoneMC Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a shark with a uniform and scissors appears out of nowhere! That’s just a taste of the zany adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover the secrets of Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss.

And did we mention our exclusive collaboration with Tiësto? That’s right, get ready to party with the hottest DJ in the game on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem our crazy codes, watch our insane trailer, and get your hands on some epic ZZZ stickers. It’s all waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out!

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	23895
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	3250
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Potions Brewed:	109	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)