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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8989 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1765 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7192 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!