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CraftyCashCrunch

affordability, Budget, cost, cost of living, CraftyCashCrunch, expensive, expensive lifestyle, expensive products, Extravagant, financial burden, high cost, inflation, luxury, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, price tag, PRICEY., unaffordable, Value, worth it

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	450216
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!

BubbleCraft Minecraft Server

Bubble, BubbleCraft, Communication, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7847
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	847565	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a crazy drama like a soap opera? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the drama u could ever want, with twists and turns that will make ur head spin!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a political scandal between zelenskiy and trump! they’re arguing about who has the best minecraft skills and u gotta pick a side. do u support zelenskiy and his epic redstone creations or trump and his massive castle made entirely of diamond blocks?

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to witness this drama unfold, but u also get to participate in it! u can join zelenskiy’s team and help him build the ultimate fortress or team up with trump and take down all who oppose him. the choice is urs!

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled minecraft adventure of ur life. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainians, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Media, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, president, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9135
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	44

lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution

EnviroCraft: Where Blocks Matter More

blocks, early death, Envirocraft, Environment, environmental exposures, environmental health, environmental influences, exposome, Genes, genetic predisposition, genetics, health determinants, health disparities, health outcomes, Lifestyle, Longevity, matter, mortality risk, nature vs nurture, personalized medicine, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even your genes will be shaking in their boots! Forget about DNA, it’s all about the environment, baby!

Our server is like a magical exposome, full of crazy environmental exposures that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a minefield, so get ready for some wild adventures!

Join us and discover why some players have a higher risk of an early respawn than others. It’s all about the exposome, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooooo!

MysticCraft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Land, MysticCraft, No. 931521552 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Unknown Intrigue Puzzle Mysterious Unidentified Covert Confidential Anonymous author

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	3681
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

abuse history, addiction, Allowed, best friends, Building a life, Elopement, ElopingCraft, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guilt trips, long term partner, low contact, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s expectations, no contact, personal traumas, Therapy, Traditions, Wedding celebration, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

childhood aspirations, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, ChildhoodDreamsMC, coveted possessions, coveted toys, desired objects, dream toys, longed for items, longed for possessions, missed childhood opportunities, missed opportunities, never received gifts, smp, unattainable toys, unattained dreams, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled wishes, wanted but never got, wished for items, yearned for possessions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

BlockyJoyLand

Bliss, BlockyJoyLand, cheer, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, jubilation, Laughter, love, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ores Mined:	6116	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
New Chunks Explored:	116382	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	3646	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.