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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6735 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.