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Sight2Craft SMP: Beauty in Blocks

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and witness the majestic sight of a herd of llamas riding into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Or marvel at the breathtaking view of a giant chicken statue built entirely out of gold blocks (because who needs practicality when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a magical unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where every block is made of cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the most beautiful sight you’ve ever seen…or at least have a good laugh trying.

FantasyCrafters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1767	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ores Mined:	2029
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so wild, it’s like a secret fantasy come to life.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like a dream come true, but better because it’s real (in Minecraft, at least).

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such sick moves?

So why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you fulfill your secret fantasy of living in a Minecraft world that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Ft, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international news, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military advancements, military conflict, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, Operation, regional stability, russian federation, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, UNN, war strategy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we reenact the epic battles of the russian federation and ukrainian soldiers in the kursk region! witness the chaos as the ukrainian army pulls off insane maneuvers and the russians struggle to push them back.

build your own army of pixelated soldiers and lead them into battle, strategize like a pro or just charge in guns blazing.

who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the action-packed fun!

WARNING: may cause intense laughter and uncontrollable urge to keep playing.

CreeperInvasion: RussianCraft

Conspiracy, covert activities, CreeperInvasion, disinformation campaigns, Disorder, Espionage, ex-MI6 spy, extremism, far right, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, intelligence agencies, international relations, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Russian involvement, RussianCraft, security threats, subversion, undercover operations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	9712
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret spy mission from MI6 but in minecraft lol. u gotta join and uncover the russian involvement in the far-right disorder happening in the game. u gotta be sneaky and use ur spy skills to gather intel and take down the bad guys. plus, there are epic missions and secret codes to crack. join now for a thrill like no other!

Konohaven: Where even the creepers respect the 18+ age limit and hold a mature conversation while gaming!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	537	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2695
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist in the #whitelist-application channel.

When is the Season 3 launch date?

Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023. However, you can join at any time and play at your own pace.

What are the server rules?

You can find the most up-to-date rules, requirements, and policies on our Coda guide. Generally, applicants must be 18+ to apply, with exceptions.

Are there events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

Is there a shop system on the server?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. We encourage a friendly competitive environment but will intervene if any toxic behavior arises.

Can I play solo on the server?

While our focus is on playing and building together this season, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer. We have players from the US, Canada, and much of Europe.

EcoTechGeopolis Minecraft Server

20th Century, 21st century, China, cold war, Competition, Economic, economic growth, EcoTechGeopolis, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, international relations, military power, Minecraft, political landscape, rival, Server, SUPERPOWER, technological, threat, trade war, US interests, USSR

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind more than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the biggest threat isn’t the Ender Dragon, but deciding between the USSR and China as your rival!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against the mighty USSR, with their redstone-powered tanks and communist zombies ready to take over the blocky world. Or take on the challenge of battling against 21st century China, with their high-tech gadgets and panda armies that will stop at nothing to dominate the server.

With intense geopolitical battles and economic showdowns, our server will keep you on your toes as you navigate through alliances and betrayals to come out on top. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the biggest threats in Minecraft history!

NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, Appointment, asian, back pain, Feels, health benefits, holistic healing, knots, lit, MASSAGE, muscle tension, needlecraft, needles, oil rub, pain relief, Relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation therapy, smp, stress relief, Therapy, traditional chinese medicine, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7409
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

PeevedPigCraft

BIAS, cultural expectations, discrimination, Double Standard, equality, Fairness, Frustration, gender bias, Gender Roles, Hypocrisy, injustice, PeevedPigCraft, pet peeve, prejudice, racial bias, Social Issues, social justice, societal double standards., societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	6169
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of double standards ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all double standards from existing! That’s right, no more unfair treatment or hypocrisy here. Our server is a magical place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us and experience a world where everything is upside down and inside out, but in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only standard is fun!

CitizensCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!