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NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	2549
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7189
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	3675
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	108	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Star Shards Collected:	220
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Towns Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069