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FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1645	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ores Mined:	5330	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	4343
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3444	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	547020
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchantments Applied:	223
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!