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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 866 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9334 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to Burgerlink, the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground burger society where players can only enter if they defeat a giant hamburger boss in a epic battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!
But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.
Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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