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TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

Conflict, Crisis, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, Defense, deployment, Eastern Mediterranean, Edition, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Troops, united states, US troops, War, warzone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Lady Power Minecraft Server

Action Movies, Architects, Audience, brick layers, Conquest, Creation, culture, Destruction, Elegant, goodness, heavenly glow, lady, Life, Light, Men, Minecraft, motherly kindness, power, psychos, romantic comedies, Server, Shadow, shapely, Sims, social games, sophistication, tabletop games, violent, violent games, war hungry, wellspring, wisdom, woman supremacist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3845	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4551
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI chatbots, AI-generated podcasts, Aichared, banter, blocky, Bot, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, desuproxyreborn, editor, Frontends, Gemini, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta_botmaking_list, metalogs, MetaOP templates, min3craft, models, proxies, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support, text-only models, thinking models, vision models

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aging parents, Boundaries, caregiver stress, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCare, Decision making, elder care, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, Healthcare, long-distance caregiving, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	194
New Chunks Explored:	935610	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

GrandparentGangMC

aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Conflict, DEBT, ENTITLEMENT, estrangement, family, GrandparentGangMC, Grandparents, Inheritance, Maturity, MONEY, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, stepsister, Transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3760	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

DayBrightenerMC SMP

DayBrightenerMC, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mines Excavated:	3736	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Potty Break Paradise

Break, Paradise, potty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	7238	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!