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LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4766	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6254	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1552	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	58	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	9121	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming memes, gaming opinions, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo consoles, Nintendo exclusives, Nintendo fans, nintendo games, nintendo switch, pokemon, Server, super smash bros, video games, Zelda

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	535
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”