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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Star Shards Collected:	83
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	218	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
New Chunks Explored:	327338	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Votes:	3203	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.