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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 809 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
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