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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1314 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.