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Woke-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	3341	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	4273
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!