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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
