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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 140 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 9353 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4586 |
Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!
But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!
