ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT Minecraft Servers

ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT Minecraft Servers

  • The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

    The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7632
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 161
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

    Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

    So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Memes R Us

    Blocky Memes R Us
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5983
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crops Grown: 8201

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

    Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2044
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

    Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9013
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

    But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

    TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7251
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

    Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 964
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7992 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Over the Hillcraft

    Over the Hillcraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2434
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 3539

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

    Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2009
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 346 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

    Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9956
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1314 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

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  • Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

    Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7954
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7113 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 127
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

    Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 772
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

    So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

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