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LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania

action, Anime, BETRAYAL, brought, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania, dark fantasy, Demons, devil hunters, Eat, Fights, Horror, Makima, Manga, Powers, Secrets, shonen jump, something.., Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of starving in the harsh world of Minecraft? Well, fear not because Makima has got your back! Our server offers unlimited food options, from giant burgers to enchanted golden apples that never run out. Join us and never worry about hunger again.

But wait, there’s more! Makima is rumored to have connections with the rarest mobs in the game. Want a pet dragon? Makima can hook you up. Looking for a skeleton army to do your bidding? Makima’s got your back. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on down and join us, where Makima’s food and monster connections will make your Minecraft experience a truly unforgettable one. Who needs diamonds when you have Makima on your side?

CraftyContent Squad – Minecraft Server for ‘Twitch Streamers / YouTubers’ #GamerGoals #MineSquadGoals

audience engagement, Broadcasters, Channel Growth, collaborations, content creators, CraftyContent, creative content, Entertainment, Followers, GamerGoals, Gaming, influencers, Live streaming, Minecraft, MineSquadGoals, Online Community, online presence, Popular Creators, Server, social media, squad, Streamers, Subscribers, twitch, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	6611
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mines Excavated:	4620	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, you’re in luck because our server is like no other! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! True story, bro.

Another player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but cake! Unlimited cake for days, talk about a sweet deal!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret portal that leads to a land of talking cows? They’ll tell you the best jokes while you’re farming for resources.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! Who wouldn’t want to join a server with explosive love?

So come on and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

DiversityCraft – Where Creeper friendships transcend skin color! #FriendshipGoals #BlockLife

acceptance, BlockLife, color, Community, creeper, cultural exchange, different race, Diversity, diversity matters, DiversityCraft, embracing differences, equality, Friends, friendship, FriendshipGoals, FRIENDSHIPS, inclusion, multicultural, Open-mindedness, racial harmony, relationships, Respect, skin, Social, tolerance, transcend, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	5687	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Does your best buddy have green skin and creepily long arms? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a world where everyone is welcome, no matter the shade of their skin or the length of their limbs. Our server is a melting pot of colors and shapes, just like a box of crayons that melted in the sun. So come on in and make some new friends, whether they’re green, pink, or even made entirely of pixels. The world is your oyster, and our server is your playground. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

FeetFiasco Mine: Barely there on stream! Join now for a toe-tally hilarious gaming experience! #MinecraftMadness

anticipation, bare feet, Barefoot, Barely, Broadcast, Curiosity, Expectation, Experience, feet, FeetFiasco, Gaming, hilarious, Join, Live Stream, MinecraftMadness, Mystery, question.., Reveal, Show, speculation, Stream, toetally, Wonder

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	695	Void Armor Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	199	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Have you ever wondered what lies beneath the legendary Twitch streamer’s shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special hidden area where you can catch a glimpse of her elusive bare feet! Join now for the chance to witness this once in a lifetime event!

Word on the block is that her bare feet are actually a secret code that unlocks special loot in the game. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Join our server today and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the mysterious bare feet!

But beware, there are rumors of a guild of foot fetishist trolls who will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of the streamer’s feet. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will prevail in this epic battle for the ultimate reward!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the legend of the streamer’s bare feet!

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

California, climate change, controversial, debate, Democrat, Economy, education, Environment, Government, Governor Newsom, GovNewsomsCraftWhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls, Healthcare, Infrastructure, leader, opinion, pandemic response, policies, Politics, progressive, public figure, Social Issues

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5276
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9067
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	1553

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

BESTEST, brocon, CraftyMcFunnyLand, Edition, Everrrr, Family issues, fraud, GamerLife, GENIUS, imouto, incel, lab coat, lolz, love, Manipulation, messed up, middle school, Mihari, Minecraft, onimai, Onimai Mihari, questionable actions, Server, sibling relationship, skipping, trendy, Turning, Twisted, underage girls, Uní

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6657
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!