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AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

4chan, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, fake email, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet moderation, internet trolls, IP ban, jannies, Mods, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online identity, online security, privacy, retards, secret, Thread, trolling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	1634

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4673	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	3291
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

AnonCraft: Where the Rich Get Richer…or Do They?

AnonCraft, Anons, ANONYMOUS, assets, bank account, budgeting, Community, finances, financial status, frugality, Generosity, income, MONEY, net worth, personal finance, possessions, Rich, Richer…or, savings, sharing, spending habits, wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… and also mandatory! Forget about keeping your possessions to yourself, we encourage you to share everything you have with your fellow players. Need some diamonds? Just ask your neighbor, they probably have a few hundred to spare.

And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!

Join us now for a wild ride of sharing, banking, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs personal belongings anyway? Come see for yourself on our Minecraft server!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builds, Communication, Conversation, Digital, forum, Greeting, hello, Identity, Interaction, internet, Message, Minecraft, No. 195939338, ONLINE, post, privacy, text, Thread, User, Weirdest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Anon, AnonCraft, anonymous confession, banter, creeper, Diamond, did what, disbelief, Drama, dramatic reveal, funny reactions, gossip, internet culture, internet humor, lava, lols, meme, MinecraftMadness, online anonymity, reactions, shock value, social media reactions, Surprise, trending topic, viral content, you did what

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.

SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disorganized management, disrespectful behavior., excessive workload, High turnover rate, lack of diversity and inclusion, lack of feedback and recognition, lack of growth opportunities, lack of training and support, lack of transparency, lack of work-life balance, low employee morale, micromanagement, negative company culture, outdated technology, poor benefits package., poor communication, smp, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, toxic work environment, unclear job expectations, unprofessional interviewers, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

RedCapHarvestCrafters

agriculture, AMERICANS, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, employment, Harvesting, job market, job seekers, job vacancies, Jobs, labor force, manual labor, Politics, red states, RedCapHarvestCrafters, redcaps, reddit, rural areas, unemployed, work opportunities, Workforce

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

GreenlandTroopzCraft

Arctic, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, Foreign Minister, France, French military, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandTroopzCraft, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political decision, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic move, territorial dispute, Troops

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crops Grown:	3474	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

aggression, aggro, behavior adaptation, children, Class, classroom norm, EduCraft, elementary school, higher-educated parents, longitudinal study, norms, open access, salience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

Flaze SMP

200+ mods, Adventure, Automation, backup, Challenges, companies, create beyond industry, dedicated admin, Feedback, Flaze, France, hosting risks, industrial zones, Industry, Mega project, Performance, player coalition, power outages, server spawn, shaping the future, smp, Stability, train networks, whitelist process

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Buildings Constructed:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	2359	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Flaze SMP Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Mods	200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack
Community	Vibrant and collaborative
Location	Hosted in France

FAQ

Why Us?

Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features:

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
- You can also join existing companies if you want!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP?

Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

How to Join?

Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs

Mouse in a Sock 1.21

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal cruelty, animal handling, animal instincts, animal phobia, animal rights, animal welfare, fear of mice, humane treatment, Mouse, Pest Control, pest extermination, Pest Management, pest prevention, rodent, rodent control, rodent removal, rodent repellent, Sock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2392	Void Armor Forged:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchantments Applied:	101
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and release all that pent-up aggression on our virtual mice mobs!

We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.

Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.

And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.

Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlox: NoPayNoPlay

Borrowing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlox, DEBT, financial agreements, financial boundaries, financial obligations, financial responsibilities, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship expectations, lending money, misunderstanding, money lending, NoPayNoPlay, owed money, passive aggressive behavior, personal finance, Repayment, repayment etiquette, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crops Grown:	5346
Mines Excavated:	3045	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Potions Brewed:	180
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual currency! Join us for a chance to lend and borrow diamonds, emeralds, and gold with your in-game buddies.

Experience the thrill of owing and being owed in our virtual economy, just like our player who lent his friend hundreds of diamonds only to be asked for a measly 60 emeralds in return. Will you be the generous lender or the persistent borrower?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of passive-aggressive messages and heated arguments over virtual debts. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of in-game finances with your friends!

Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a financial rollercoaster of emotions!

BlockyTVSeason6

Acting, binge-worthy, BlockyTVSeason6, Characters, comedy, Development, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, long-running, Longevity, Plot, Popular, production, Quality, Recommendation, season 6, series, television, tv show, Writing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7360	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the TV show that just keeps getting better with each season – season 6, to be exact!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of creepers on a rampage. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server that’s so good, it’s like binge-watching your favorite TV show on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

GazaBlockParty

Conflict, Diplomacy, egypt, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian territories, palestinians, Politics, protest, Refugee Crisis, rejection, trump, Trump’s Idea, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Love Letters Sent:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Trump’s foreign policies! we got Palestinians, Jordanians, and Egyptians teaming up to reject crazy ideas just like you rejecting boring servers!

our server is so lit, even Gazans are trying to escape the Strip just to come play with us! we got more action than a Middle Eastern political summit, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky fun!

join now and be part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history! who needs world peace when you can have world blocks instead? let’s build a better world together, one pixel at a time!

HotBlockz – ClimateChange Server

#sustainability, Accelerating Global Warming, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, climate action, climate change, climate emergency, climate policy, climate science, climatechange, conservation efforts, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, HotBlockz, ocean warming, renewable energy, rising sea levels, Sea Surface Temperature, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna escape the impending doom of global warming and dive into a world where you can build, mine, and survive like a boss? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the sea surface temperature is our sick builds and crazy adventures!

We got lava pits bigger than your mom’s cooking pot, mobs scarier than your ex-girlfriend, and treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a secret stash of cookies (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Forget about the real world problems, come chill with us in a virtual paradise where you can unleash your creativity and conquer the land like a true Minecraft warrior. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show global warming who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!