New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • NoMortgageNoCosign

    NoMortgageNoCosign
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6166
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Votes: 2492
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4579
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

    So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimeWarpCraft

    TimeWarpCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8973

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

    KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

    join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainwaveCraft

    BrainwaveCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3189
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 695 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

    we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

    but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

    and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

    so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

    The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6770
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Texas, USA
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 10k x 10k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

    • Head Database (/head)
    • Dynmap
    • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Faster minecarts

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

    Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

    A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phasechads Minecraft Server

    Phasechads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8409
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Mines Excavated: 2460 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

    AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4512
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Potions Brewed: 134
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 828394
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyTavern Minecraft Server

    TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8777
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

    Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!

    So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPayNoPlayMC

    NoPayNoPlayMC
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1264
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Star Shards Collected: 131
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Votes: 9045
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents asking for rent and an allowance while your friends are living the high life with their parents’ money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

    On our server, you don’t need to worry about student debt or high living costs. You can build your dream mansion without ever having to pay rent! And forget about giving money to the gardener, on our server, nature takes care of itself.

    Join us and show your parents that you are a Minecraft millionaire, living the virtual high life without a care in the world. Who needs financial aid when you have unlimited diamonds in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your parents will never ask for an allowance again once they see how successful you are in the virtual world. It’s time to show them who’s boss, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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