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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4451 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
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