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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4429 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
