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SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Ores Mined:	7360
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Samurai Shodown meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two to create the ultimate gaming experience.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where samurais roam the pixelated plains, battling it out with swords made of diamonds and armor crafted from the finest obsidian. But that’s not all – we’ve also added in special power-ups like the ability to summon giant creepers to fight by your side or ride on the back of a dragon as you soar through the skies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, a legendary samurai boss appears in the game, challenging players to an epic duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate samurai warrior in a world where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next block!

SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

Craft, Days, Intel CPUs, laptop, laptop brands, laptop buying guide, laptop comparison, laptop durability, laptop features, laptop lifespan, laptop longevity, laptop maintenance, laptop market analysis, laptop performance, laptop price range, laptop reliability, laptop reviews, laptop shopping, laptop shopping tips, laptop specifications, laptop technology, laptop trends, LaptopShopaholic, Minecraft, OLED displays, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7597	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8225
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, brother, BroWeddingGate, Communication, Conflict, disinterest, Disrespect, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, self worth, Support, uninvited, UninvitedAF, validation, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!

SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2257	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	1798	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Dragon Eggs Found:	699	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!