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CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2928	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	898
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	251	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	55488
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	4652
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!