🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8888 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺
