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Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

alien humor, alien meme, aliens, ayy lmao, ayy lmao alien, ayy lmao joke, ayy lmao meme, ayy lmao trend, CraftyLmao, dankest, Extraterrestrial, funny, funny meme, humor, internet culture, internet humor, Internet meme, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, popular meme, Server, viral

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	3651
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Bigotry, cope, deal with it, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewcraft, objectively superior, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

all day, banned, controversy, Faggots, freedom of speech, humor, internet, Magic, maybe, memes, Mods, Online Community, online culture, ponies, ponycraft, Posting, Rebellion, rules, satire, social media, trolling, viral trends

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	206
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

2024.., Abandoned, Apocalyptic, Bleak, bleak future, CraftyCreeperz2024, Dark, Desolate, Despair, despairing, diamonds, Drool, Dystopia, Forgotten, FORSAKEN, Future, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Lost, rule, society, villagers, yearning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.

So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

Blocky Banter

1. Session, 10. Clothing modification, 11. Fashion editing, 12. Creative editing, 13. Digital design, 14. Provocative clothing, 15. Custom outfits, 16. Sexy edits, 17. Fashion photography, 18. Photo manipulation, 19. Racy clothing, 2. Edit pics, 20. Tailored garments., 3. Original clothes, 4. Sluttier, 5. Unbutton, 6. Lift up shirts, 7. Lower dress, 8. Lingerie, 9. Photo editing, banter, blocky

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

audit procedures, Auditing, auditing skills, career advancement, Career Growth, career prospects, compliance, control, creeper, Cunt, Exploring, financial controls, FRONTIERS, internal audit department, internal auditing, internal control framework, internal control systems, internal controls, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, professional development, risk management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition

Camp, CRAZE, Edition, Lesbian, lesbian camp, lesbian community, lesbian pride, lesbian rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer, queer community, queer pride, queer rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3024	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Potions Brewed:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉