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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7860 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the cows? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. Our server is home to the most notorious griefers, the most skilled PvPers, and the craziest redstone engineers you’ve ever seen. Can you handle the madness? Join us and find out!
So why should you join our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing sea shanties with your fellow players? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
