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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7407 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 153 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2624 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 3959 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!