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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4762 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments for the chance to win a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to possess the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy baby chicks.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!