🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 886 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!