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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3959 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.
like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.
so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.
