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Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	81	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	615	Magic Crystals Found:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	242
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	439	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4412	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	943	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Runes Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crops Grown:	9184
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	800	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

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