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JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2899
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1681	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	210	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2738	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.