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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft master. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, it’s like competitive programming meets Minecraft. You’ll have to solve complex puzzles and riddles just to find your way out of spawn. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day they’ll tell stories of your epic adventures around the virtual campfire. See you in the game!

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

Actor, character actor, diverse actor, essays, favorite characters, film industry, film roles, filmography, gangster roles, hey, Hispanic actor, Hollywood, Hollywood career, Hollywood diversity, iconic roles, Latino representation, memorable performances, Minecraft, noel gugliemi, OG cholo, on-screen presence, smp, supporting actor, underrated actor

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	6605
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	948
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	3554	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!