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Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2977	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5617	Farms Harvested:	101
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5371
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6485
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	115

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!