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CreeperCrew BBQ Bash

aita, Bash, bbq, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, CreeperCrew, family, Hiding, husband, in-law, Invitation, Jealousy, Marriage, MIL, opinion, overreacting, relationships, Respect, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664

Are you tired of your husband’s coworker constantly texting him and invading your personal space? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no coworker drama” policy! Join us and escape the clutches of that pesky coworker once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!

2025Craft: The Horror Show

2025Craft, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Bleak, cautionary tale, chilling, Dark, Disturbing, dystopian, eerie, Future, HORRIFYING, Horror, Nightmare, OMINOUS, Project 2025, science fiction, Show, speculative fiction, Technology, Terrifying, unsettling, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.

5D Praise, 1D Shade

complexity, Compliment, criticism, critique, deep, dimensionality, five-dimensional, insult, intelligence, Linear, multi-dimensional, Negativity, one-dimensional, Perception, perspective, positivity, praise, shade, Shallow, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Crafting with Herpes

2016, billion, consequences, cost, Crafting, economic toll, Global, Healthcare, healthcare costs, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-2, INFECTIONS, medical expenses, Prevention, public health, research, sexually transmitted diseases, STDs, Treatment, viral infections

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

RP SERVER Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Roleplay, rp server, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9107	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

The owner of the server “RP SERVER” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

49.12.168.17:27438

ZephCraft – Family Friendly Community SMP

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Canada, Community, Communitydriven, Creative, Discord, family, family friendly, Familyfriendly, Friends, Meetup, Minecraft, ONLINE, perpetually, Play, RedZephon, self-hosted, Server, smp, Survival, zephcraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

ZephCraft is a Friendly Community SMP built with love in Canada.

play.zephcraft.com to join the server

RedZephon hosts this server for his friends and family, but you’re invited to join us too! It’s often quiet, but sometimes a few of us are online. Join the discord to schedule a time to meetup and play.

Since the server is self-hosted, there’s no worry about a Minecraft host shutting down randomly, or the bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually even if there are no players actively online.

play.zephcraft.com

Welcome to CubeCadia, where even the square trees can’t stop us from having fun! Join our no-reset, crossplay SMP adventure today! 🍃

Adventure, Artifacts, Bosses, cherry biomes, crossplay, CubeCadia, Custom, Fun, growth stations, holiday quests, job skill trees, Join, luxurious items, mobs, Noreset, PlayStation, Playtime Rewards, Plugins, pocket edition, smp, sniffer pets, Square, STOP, Switch, Today, Tournaments, Trailer, Trees, Xbox

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Crops Grown:	9653
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview:

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered:

Dungeons
Player Warps / Shops
Custom Items
Custom Fishing
Custom Farming
Custom Mining
Rewards
Daily Bosses
Quests
Jobs
Cross Play

Links:

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

IP: play.cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19 – 1.20.6

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the server currently supporting version 1.20.6?

Yes, the server supports version 1.20.6.

What unique features does the server offer?

The server offers custom plugins, dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “play.cubecadia.net” and Bedrock Port “19132” in your Minecraft client.

ForcedFun Minecraft Server

dark thoughts, DEPRESSING, Despair, despondency, Disturbing, emptiness, forbidden desires, forced, ForcedFun, girl, harmful fantasies, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, mental health, Minecraft, sad, Server, suicidal, taboo, throat hole, unhealthy fixation, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7319
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Copyright, CuckCraft, discovery, gpl, Hardware, hardware design, innovation, intellectual property, License, licensing agreements, Minecraft, open source, Patents, Prevent, research protection, scientific advancements, scientific knowledge, scientific papers, scientific research, Server, Technology, technology development, technology transfer

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!