Anglosaxican Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

banned, Cheaters, Claim, Dedicated, Dynmap, Europe, Expanded, Fresh community, hard difficulty, Hardware, Land, Land Claim, mod, night, Optional, Perakees, smp, Solo, Struggle, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9748

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

DataMinedCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	204	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

play.abnormalmc.fun:26399

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4469	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ores Mined:	2393	Animals Bred:	200
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Decade Minecraft Server

10 years later, Bombing, Boston Marathon, CONVICTED, convicted felon, criminal, death row, Decade, domestic terrorism, Forgotten, INSANE, Justice, Minecraft, perpetrator, Prison, punishment, regretful, regrets, remorse, remorseful, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	6070
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

buddy, college, Communication, Community, Curious, digital communication, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Experience, Friends, Group Chats, interactions, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Opinions, Participation, relationships, sharing, smp, socializing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!