angloids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Votes:	1617

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Pillow Hugger’s Paradise: Where Dreams Come True

bedtime, bedtime ritual, comfort, Cozy, dreams, drifting off, Embrace, Fall asleep, Good Night, Hug, Huggers, Moids, nighttime routine, Paradise, Peaceful, Pillow, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sleep aid, snuggle, Sweet Dreams, Tranquil, True

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	108
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming the lands and dragons guarding hidden treasures!

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil llamas trying to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret disco party hidden deep underground where you can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

PolishPigCraft: IndoLove Edition

appreciation, bilateral cooperation, cross-cultural exchange, cultural exchange, culture, Diplomacy, Diversity, Edition, foreign affairs, friendship, global connections, IndoLove, Indonesia, international friendship, international relations, love, mutual respect, Poland, PolishPigCraft, solidarity, travel, Unity, unity in diversity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108

Welcome to our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Polish and Indonesian pandas who have formed an unlikely alliance to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our spawn point is a giant pierogi-shaped island floating in the sky, where players must jump off and land in a pool of sambal sauce to start their adventure. It’s a thrill like no other!

3. Our players are known for their insane building skills, like the time someone recreated the entire city of Warsaw using only nasi goreng as building blocks. It was a delicious sight to behold.

4. We have regular events like Polish-Indonesian dance parties where players must show off their best moves while wearing traditional costumes from both countries. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

CraftyBae’s Block Party

BLOCK, challenge, Competition, CraftyBaes, Defeat, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, LOSE, multiplayer, online gaming, Party, Play, play her game, Single player, skill, strategy, Tactics, Victory, video games, WIN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are endless!

Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	8110
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	4828	Magic Items Found:	6946
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

animation, art style, artistic choices, body image, character design, Character development, Characters, ChinnyCraft, Chins, critique, Diversity, empowerment, exaggerated features, facial features, female, Female Characters, feminism, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, Massive, massive chins, Media portrayal, representation, Rock, social commentary, women in media

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Items Found:	8817	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

anti-piracy, anti-piracy measures, bad, Cool, copyright infringement, crime, digital piracy, illegal, intellectual property, Piracy, piracy awareness, piracy consequences, piracy education, piracy ethics, piracy impact, piracy is wrong, piracy laws, piracy prevention, piracy punishment, PirateCraft, stop piracy, theft, Totally

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!