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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	908
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	733	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	607
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024