Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.
Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| IP | https://simplyvanilla.net/ |
| Players Active | 30 to 70 |
| Renders | Spawn / Nether / End |
Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.
Hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted with a ban. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof will make your game-play as vanilla as possible. With only a few rules, you are given total freedom. Survive spawn, make your starter base, make allies, and conquer bases.
Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!
A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.
A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.
A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.
A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.
So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).
Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
