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CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3301	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	266	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	155	Love Letters Sent:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	1922	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7408
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5909	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?