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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6862 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 858412 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!