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CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4870
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5000	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Votes:	6003
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	286087	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9741	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crops Grown:	2170
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!