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NarcissistGamerGirls

aggression, Behavior, bullying, gender, Gender Roles, grandiose narcissism, interpersonal relationships, masculine, Men, mental health, NarcissistGamerGirls, perpetration, power dynamics, Psychology, research, Social Science, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victimization, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Votes:	4605	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	767380	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9020	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3557	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	4413
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7182	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crops Grown:	6978	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	5289	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	9037	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!