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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4127 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 178248 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!