Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with giant chickens and killer bunnies. Our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be dodging arrows and fireballs like a pro in no time. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we got flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party in every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a never-ending treasure hunt, with hidden dungeons and secret passages waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our hardcore mode where death is just a heartbeat away.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of our crazy family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of grandma herself, crafting diamonds out of thin air. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!
1. Our founder was actually a swamp creature who fell in love with a Minecraft player and created this server as a way to bridge the gap between their worlds. So yeah, we basically have swamp creature genes in our DNA.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Bog Queen, who can control the elements and summon frogs to do her bidding. She’s pretty chill though, so don’t worry about getting turned into a toad.
3. We have a secret underground bog party every Friday night where we dance with the bog spirits and feast on slime-covered cake. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
4. Our server is protected by a mystical force field made of bog water, so you’ll never have to worry about griefers ruining your builds. Plus, it gives your character a nice swampy glow.
So come join us on our bog-filled Minecraft adventure and see why the bog runs in our bloodline! Just be sure to watch out for the swamp monsters lurking in the shadows…or maybe try to befriend them, who knows? It’s a wild world out there!
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
Join our server for a chance to build alongside royalty and experience the most diverse group of players you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the royal corgis roaming around the virtual castle.
So why wait? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with a royal family of mutts?
Join us and experience the freedom of being a German in a virtual world. Build giant pretzels, ride pigs wearing lederhosen, and shout “Schnitzel” at the top of your lungs! And don’t worry, we promise there will be no Hebrews trying to rain on your parade.
Our server is a wild ride from start to finish. From fighting off zombie sausages to exploring a pixelated Oktoberfest, there’s never a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner German shine! Oompah loompah! 🥨🍻🇩🇪
Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual partner about the dishes piling up and the laundry room being a disaster zone. Watch as they deflect blame and tell you it’s all your fault, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual dishes to wash and clothes to fold in our pixelated world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a job in our server that’s easier to get than in the real world!
Join now for a chaotic and hilarious adventure that will make you appreciate your own messy house a little bit more. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure hunt where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.
So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of cookies for the flying pigs. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. 🤪🚀🐷🍪
But that’s not all! Ever tried to build a house out of diamond blocks, only to have it spontaneously combust? Yeah, we’ve been there too. But fear not, on our server, diamond houses are fireproof! Feel free to build your bling palace without fear of it going up in flames.
And don’t even get us started on the time we discovered a secret underground lair filled with creepers throwing a disco party. It was lit, literally! Join our server for a chance to stumble upon hidden dance floors, explosive beats, and maybe even a creeper DJ spinning some sick tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our mods are like, wizards who can make anything happen, so you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll go on next.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. who needs diplomatic talks when u can have a rainbow-farting dragon by your side? come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!
we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.
plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie chickens. and if u can defeat them, u get to keep all the diamonds inside. but be careful, the chickens have a secret weapon – they shoot laser beams out of their eyes!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? it’s the hottest ride in town, literally! so come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!
Thanks for checking out REALBUBBAMC!! We are dedicated to bringing back the Old school factions experience, with absolutely no Pay2Win features. With 1.8 combat, fixed cannons, and a minimalist setup in terms of plugins, we will bring back the exact same factions experience you remember playing back in the day.
149.56.148.136
7chan’s Minecraft server is back! Come join us if you miss when Minecraft was just a survival blockgame, with a few neat plugins. No lootboxes, real life money shop, battle passes, etc.
minecraft.7chan.org
| Features: | Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items! |
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| Community: | Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends! |
| Gameplay: | Experience proximity chat gameplay. Get to experience unique events & competitions. |
| Performance: | Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7 |
| Age Requirement: | Must be at least 16 years old. |
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| Mod Requirement: | Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod |
| Behavior: | Be civil and have common sense. Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat. |
| Mods: | All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect. |
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| Exclusive Items: | Obtain exclusive items through events on the server. |
Join our server via Discord: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV
A: You can join our server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.
A: Yes, you must be at least 16 years old to join our server.
A: Yes, all mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the game.
A: The server offers a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists, including quests to obtain fair unobtainable items, proximity chat gameplay, and exclusive events and competitions.
These peeps are lit AF and will make your Minecraft experience like no other. Plus, we got an official website, schedule, Twitter, character references, Twitch archive channels, and even unofficial archives. It’s a whole vibe, man. Don’t miss out on this madness, join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🚀