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SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	8100	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	5170	Dragon Eggs Found:	4536
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	54
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	7714
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!